Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
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Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
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You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
This couple is walking their pig around campus
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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