I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
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making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
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Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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