drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
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I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
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From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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