I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
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i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
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Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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