I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
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Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
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I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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