i'm signing you up for texting rehab
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
it's like heaven, but drunker
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
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I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
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I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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