i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
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Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
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We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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