just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
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I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
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Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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