We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
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Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
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Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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