Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
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i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
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We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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