i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
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They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
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Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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