maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
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would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
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apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
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