he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
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I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
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I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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