I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
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What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
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we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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