I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
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we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
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preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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