Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
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Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
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I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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