It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
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We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
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She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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