wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
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he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
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Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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