I'm jealous of your bromance
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
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For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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