you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
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he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
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he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
A bitchslap is in order.
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