Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
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I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
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Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
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