i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
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Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
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I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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