getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
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There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
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Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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