Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
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Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
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For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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