If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
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the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
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Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
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