Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
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I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
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My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I'm always down for nudity.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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