Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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