apparently the secret to your success is patron
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
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when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
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my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
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