she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
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I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
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Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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