What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
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its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
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He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
I love you.
Bad choice
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