Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
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He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
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I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
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