ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
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Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
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He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
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I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
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