hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
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She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
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You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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