Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
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she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
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his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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