Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
you win again, gameday.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
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You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
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If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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