We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
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what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
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That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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