I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
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And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
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I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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