I have demons in me.
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JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
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Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
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woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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