so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
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Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
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I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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