these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
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suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
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They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
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