Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
now i know why i became what i already was.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
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she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
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Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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