Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
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I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
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Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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