this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
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We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
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Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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