Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
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I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
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I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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