Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
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I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
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I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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