He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
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I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
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You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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