Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
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he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
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Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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