I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
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You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
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Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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