Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
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I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
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We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
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