Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
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You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
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how do you play pong handcuffed?
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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